It's Alive!

This is my washing machine. No, I didn't put it there, it moved itself 8-10 inches away from the wall. This is a regular occurrence.
Apparently there are several washers in our complex with minds of their own, revolting against their masters. Our landlord has informed us a technician will be out soon to fix or replace it.
In the meanwhile, we will be doing our best to stay out of his way.